As the world’s leading ill!™ advice provider, we offer an unparalleled range of unique solution-oriented services to help you get the most from your experience with us.
No matter who you are or where you come from, our mission is to solve your problems once and for all with the worst advice possible.
By employing a winning combination of state-of-the-art risk appraisal techniques coupled with the latest in trend forecasting technology, rest assured we can provide you with the solution to your predicament you never knew you were looking for.
So whether you’re desperately seeking a ludicrously impracticable cure for your chronic malaise or simply out to get a quick-fix hit to tide you over until you score your next fix, here at ill!™ we’ve got you covered.
L!ghten Up Your Life!™
Originally conceived in response to increased demand for preposterous suggestions during the month of August in Edinburgh, this unlimited edition service aims to provide all customers with a stopgap solution to whatever their most burning issue happens to be at the time.
Whatever’s troubling you, we’ll happily point you in the wrong direction with some ill!™ advice. Guaranteed.*
If a dose of our treatment sounds like what you need to get your life back off track be sure to secure your very own personal ill!™ advice slot now.
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